Let's just get right to it...the week has been ok and we all lived through it...
Judah stories:
1. Judah loves to listen to "Picture of Jesus" by Ben Harper in Dadney's car. She requested it this morning on the way to church and on the way home...and then we sang some of it at home...Judah just kept on singing it all morning. And then..............she went to the refrigerator and said, "Hmmm, my hungee...my need ah Jesus!" and got out the block of cheese. So, after all, she thinks Jesus and cheese are one and the same...so much for our parental aspirations! Later I asked her what she had for lunch and she proudly pronounced "My ate JESUS!" Nice.
2. Mama asked Judah to smile for a picture and she said, "No smile...my sweep (sleep) right now, Mama. No you take ah picture right now...my sweep! Leave my alone!"
3. This week, Judah spent a day with Dadney only. She asked for "Judah cookies" and Dadney did not know what she meant. He asked her to be more specific and she said, "Is Judah cookies! Is chock-ate...is delicious!" She ended up with an Oreo, a "Dadney cookie" instead.
Judah stories:
1. Judah loves to listen to "Picture of Jesus" by Ben Harper in Dadney's car. She requested it this morning on the way to church and on the way home...and then we sang some of it at home...Judah just kept on singing it all morning. And then..............she went to the refrigerator and said, "Hmmm, my hungee...my need ah Jesus!" and got out the block of cheese. So, after all, she thinks Jesus and cheese are one and the same...so much for our parental aspirations! Later I asked her what she had for lunch and she proudly pronounced "My ate JESUS!" Nice.
2. Mama asked Judah to smile for a picture and she said, "No smile...my sweep (sleep) right now, Mama. No you take ah picture right now...my sweep! Leave my alone!"
3. This week, Judah spent a day with Dadney only. She asked for "Judah cookies" and Dadney did not know what she meant. He asked her to be more specific and she said, "Is Judah cookies! Is chock-ate...is delicious!" She ended up with an Oreo, a "Dadney cookie" instead.
"My dress ah self! My do it my by self!"
"Smile! Mama take ah picture QUICK!" 
This is what happens when you substitute "say boogers!" for "say cheese!"
VOGUE!!!"Mama! Move! pleese...pleese move?!? My watchin ah movie wiff Zia! My tan't see!"
No, Dadney is not taking anything away from her..."Dadney turn Sees-Me Street on!"
"Let's dance ever-body!"
"Dadney do ah Carlton! We dancin! Ever-body dancin!"
"My throw ever-body on ah floor! No more dance ever-body!"
"Now my do a flip.............Mama! Help me!"
"My read ah book an eat a Jesus!"
"Mama, my need ah more Jesus in ah minute!"
"My wook at ah snows...OW! This is hot!"That's what she gets for sitting on the heater in 15 degree weather...
"My put on ah tights my by self!"
"My wear ah tights an ah sparkleeeee shoes!"
"My eat ah grapes an sit on Dadney!"
"My no smile a little! My sweep (sleep)! Shhh! Mama, be quiet!"
"Ok, Mama, my smile a little!"
"My has ah sack on ah head! My walkin! My bump ah frige! My say OUCH!!!"
"My can't see! My get ah Dadney on ah couch! My bump ah things, go BONK!"
"hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!"
"Dadney! Wook at me! My in ah grocery sack!"
"Uh Oh! My fell down! My in ah sack and fell down! Mama pick me up!!!!"
Ok, so I think I look like a freak in this one, but I am laughing really hard and Judah is having the time of her life. I can hardly stop laughing as I type. Oh well, beauty after fun!
"My in ah grocery sack! Mama pick up ah me! WEEEEE!!!!"
"My put on ah tights my by self!"
"My wear ah tights an ah sparkleeeee shoes!"
"My eat ah grapes an sit on Dadney!"
"My no smile a little! My sweep (sleep)! Shhh! Mama, be quiet!"
"Ok, Mama, my smile a little!"
"My has ah sack on ah head! My walkin! My bump ah frige! My say OUCH!!!"
"My can't see! My get ah Dadney on ah couch! My bump ah things, go BONK!"
"hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!"
"Dadney! Wook at me! My in ah grocery sack!"
"Uh Oh! My fell down! My in ah sack and fell down! Mama pick me up!!!!"
Ok, so I think I look like a freak in this one, but I am laughing really hard and Judah is having the time of her life. I can hardly stop laughing as I type. Oh well, beauty after fun!"My in ah grocery sack! Mama pick up ah me! WEEEEE!!!!"
2 comments:
I had some "Jesus" on my taco soup tonight. Yummy!
Kami loves Jesus too when she get hungry! She especially loves the orange type of Jesus, but mama doesn't let her have too much because it stops her up. Eww.
Tessa
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